Tag: children
member name: Danielle Zubrod
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April 04, 2006 01:11 AM EDT --
My daughter was born to a pack of wild boys. Her eyes are deep ocean blue, her fingers are long and delicate, her petite size has earned her the nickname "princess sweet pea" She has worn pink . . .
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May 23, 2006 12:48 AM EDT --
My favorite quote from a song is Aerosmiths' "Life's a Journey, not a destination", okay I also like "The Roof is on Fire" however, that is not applicaple at this moment. . . .
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June 08, 2006 01:47 AM EDT --
He no longer asks me to play dinosaurs while he sits in his bath. Gone are the days of bear hugs so tight that my blood vessels burst, just because I walked into the room. Kisses are no longer . . .
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February 15, 2006 01:39 AM EST --
Why is it when our children our two we can't wait for them to be twelve and vice versa? I am somewhat of an authority on this seeing as I have both the two year old and the ten year old. I have finally . . .
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February 15, 2006 03:30 AM EST --
I have a dream. I wake up and make my family breakfast from scratch. I do the dishes before I need to chisel the food off the plates. I am dressed, not in sweats, but in a DKNY suit with matching boots. . . .
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February 21, 2006 01:12 AM EST --
"Mom, Ben's gay" Cam screamed in front of the guy I had been dating for only two weeks.
"No, he's not. Stop saying that" then out of fear, maybe this guys brother bats left, . . .
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February 17, 2006 02:23 AM EST --
Looking for the end all cures in life? You will not find it in an infomercial, though I do especially giggle at the one on colon cleansing to lose 20 pounds, how does he discuss fecal matter with such . . .
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February 17, 2006 04:24 AM EST --
Nick wakes up every day, points and grunts. Five minutes later he has sausages and pancakes served to him while watching his favorite early morning show. Once he is done, his dish is quickly . . .
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November 29, 2006 01:37 AM EST --
Strolling down the mall hand in hand. Laughing, you know, with your head thrown back and mouth wide open. Twinkles in the eye, as you stop and gaze at the 2 carat yellow diamond bracelet. . . .
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March 06, 2006 01:41 AM EST --
There are no other words to describe my past week. I have been trying to get to my computer to sort out my thoughts and feelings in my creative, comical outlook. The best way I found, is to write my true . . .
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February 06, 2006 04:05 AM EST --
Ah, life the second time around. One of the greatest joys of having children is experiencing life through their eyes. Like when you watch Sesame Street and talk about why Big Bird has Mr. Hoopers picture . . .
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February 15, 2006 12:17 AM EST --
When I grow up, I am going to grow young. I plan to visit my children with their wives and throw my coat on the floor. I will then empty the entire contents of my luggage on their clean kitchen floor. . . .
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February 15, 2006 02:41 AM EST --
Recently the world ended in my living room. The clicker broke. It needs batteries. No, it's broken. I will buy a new one. Cam (my 14 year old son) and his friends were watching Nick Jr. For 2 hours . . .
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March 08, 2006 02:24 AM EST --
I stayed up all night long. One eye on the bleeping thingy and the other on the light thingy. The oxygen was pumping, he was breathing, I was hibernating. Curled up with one hand on his imagining I was . . .
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January 25, 2006 12:20 AM EST --
Now that I have your attention...It was no shock to me when the ultrasound came up a girl. I have experienced that anti-climax before. Then the second one. Still no penis. Yeah, . . .
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February 13, 2006 03:00 AM EST --
I get weather reports subliminally. My husband watches the weather channel for hours at a time. Usually around 4:00 a.m. Just when I am falling asleep. Not to make fun of the man I love, but does the weather . . .
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March 10, 2006 01:37 AM EST --
In the aftermath of boot camp you go to war right? So if my last two weeks were my "Hell's Boot Camp" then I would be going to war. Not very humorous since my very pregnant friend's husband . . .
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April 12, 2006 01:14 AM EDT --
Moving from a two bedroom duplex into our 5 bedroom home with a garage and huge yard was incredible. While "movin' on up" played in the background, my husband and I moved every piece . . .
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