Tag: humor
member name: Danielle Zubrod
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March 14, 2006 01:44 AM EST --
Nick woke up late this morning, thankfully. He had stayed up until 11:30 last night leaving me no choice but to go to bed at 1:30. I need a 2-hour break from him. I call it "Nickerized Down Time" . . .
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May 23, 2006 12:48 AM EDT --
My favorite quote from a song is Aerosmiths' "Life's a Journey, not a destination", okay I also like "The Roof is on Fire" however, that is not applicaple at this moment. . . .
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February 15, 2006 01:39 AM EST --
Why is it when our children our two we can't wait for them to be twelve and vice versa? I am somewhat of an authority on this seeing as I have both the two year old and the ten year old. I have finally . . .
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March 14, 2006 02:46 AM EST --
Maybe someone can enlighten me on the elderly. I have grandmothers both are still living. One still enjoys golf and lives alone. The other is 94 still lives in her own house and tends her garden. Of neither . . .
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February 15, 2006 03:30 AM EST --
I have a dream. I wake up and make my family breakfast from scratch. I do the dishes before I need to chisel the food off the plates. I am dressed, not in sweats, but in a DKNY suit with matching boots. . . .
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February 21, 2006 01:12 AM EST --
"Mom, Ben's gay" Cam screamed in front of the guy I had been dating for only two weeks.
"No, he's not. Stop saying that" then out of fear, maybe this guys brother bats left, . . .
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March 09, 2006 01:36 AM EST --
She swayed softly in front of the mirror. A quick overview, then approval. She adjusted her red silk Hermes scarf with her manicured nails. Slightly leaning to her left side, she made her way to the vanity. . . .
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February 07, 2006 03:11 AM EST --
Ahhh, your two words this week were a drop of water in a serene, placid lake my memories like the ripples gliding effortlessly...no, it was more like the dyke gave way as the and the tidal waves of . . .
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February 17, 2006 02:23 AM EST --
Looking for the end all cures in life? You will not find it in an infomercial, though I do especially giggle at the one on colon cleansing to lose 20 pounds, how does he discuss fecal matter with such . . .
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February 17, 2006 04:24 AM EST --
Nick wakes up every day, points and grunts. Five minutes later he has sausages and pancakes served to him while watching his favorite early morning show. Once he is done, his dish is quickly . . .
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November 29, 2006 01:37 AM EST --
Strolling down the mall hand in hand. Laughing, you know, with your head thrown back and mouth wide open. Twinkles in the eye, as you stop and gaze at the 2 carat yellow diamond bracelet. . . .
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January 24, 2006 02:37 AM EST --
Ever think the Bates motel might be sound a little more fun than the vacation you took? Ever think you make the movie "Vacation" could be just a prologue to the real trip from Hell? . . .
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February 12, 2006 04:50 AM EST --
Somehow I wanted to find a way to see "God" Two years ago when My Mom and I were in Florida my brothers girlfriend asked her cousin to take me out so I wouldn't be bored. I put on jeans and . . .
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February 05, 2006 03:45 AM EST --
I had to shop quickly. An oxymoron in my vocabulary. Like a black Angus tenderloin, shopping should be savored. Ben had his drum recital (another oxymoron) in half an hour and I still had to get us all . . .
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February 13, 2006 03:46 AM EST --
Jamie and I should have been sisters. She should have grown up the way I did, and I should be living like she is. Our fight began with me wanting to get a tattoo. She tried to talk me out of it. Somehow . . .
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March 08, 2006 02:52 AM EST --
I realized shortly after Nick went outside on his own and stood on his jeep naked from the waist down, that my kids need a treat. I watched him give the dog his diaper. Rather then stopping it I had figured, . . .
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March 13, 2006 01:26 AM EST --
My husband comes home depressed about money Friday night. But look what we have honey...I exclaim as he steps over winter coats and backpacks. He slumps on the couch asking me to crunch numbers for him. . . .
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January 29, 2006 01:09 AM EST --
One would assume I speak fluent "Mancode". I read "Men are from Mars...", I was raised with two brothers, two step-brothers, and a whole lot of Girlpower. My own children . . .
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January 31, 2006 04:13 AM EST --
Late in August a few years back, my husband and I decided to take a vacation. Our kids have grown up in one of the summers hottest spots (pun intended), Cape Cod. So I rack my brain thinking . . .
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January 31, 2006 05:26 AM EST --
Somewhere around 3rd grade my son Cam got the crazy idea riding on 4 wheels down a steep hill then jumping on to a metal pipe only to crash into a tree would be his idea of fun. He somehow got this . . .
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